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spam – expanding my mind

23 November 2009 No Comment

sometimes spam comments are so enlightening you want to share them with the world.

todays spam comment:

“I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man’s trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man’s trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?”

i often wonder such things…

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