I was bombing down kingsway in a drop top yellow volkswagon car.  It was my mom’s and she’d be proud I’d dropped the top on that sunny day.  Behind us was Burnaby and magazines for collages and ahead of us was a film about Banksy and a quick stop at the Met for a six pack of beers.  What’s Banksy without beers?  If you don’t know who Banksy is, check him out.  He’s in a new film called ‘Exit through the gift shop’ and he’s the guy Kris Kross were …

Olympics olympics olympics.  Weather Olympics, Winter Olympics, Summer Olympics, Special Olympics.  Olympic this that gloves hat.  Olympics.  Are we Olympic’d out?  I certainly hope not, because after all the hub ub of the Winter Olympic games, we’re just now getting into the stretch that we can really enjoy:  The Paralympic Winter Games.

Brad?  Have you been drinking?  Not just yet.  Then what on God’s ever warming earth are you talking about?  This:  We all know just how wonderful the olympics are, what with their (mostly) non-pro athletes beating each other by …

The Olympics are going on and Leonard Cohen, K.D. Lang type hallelujah.  That song is awesome but it’s a bitch to stand there and wait listening to that shit in your head with no bus coming.  Ironic as a mother fucker.  I waited for a good five seconds with no one at the bus stop before I thought, “screwed.  I’m screwed.  People have just been just picked up.  Vamos.”  So walk walk walk down to the next stop Boom another bus goes by half way on the step.

So the rain …

So the Olympics are going on and that’s really great.  Good job winter Olympics.  You made it.  See, every four years the winter olympics comes around, it shows up sort of thing, and every four years people get all surprised and start to high five it.  ”God damn!  good for it.  it made it another year.”  People say that shit because the winter olympics are shit.  The games are amateur hour.  Compared to the Summer Olympics, the winter ones are barely worth bronze.  Why?  Well because of the medal count …

Earlier tonight I was watching the David Letterman program and Sigourney Weaver was the guest.  She is in a new movie called Avatar and her appearance on the program this late in the game suggests she is low on the list of people pimping the movie.  Still, her lovely visage brought back memories of when I went to see this Avatar movie, not to mention all the coming attractions I saw.

I went to the theatre on a Tuesday and Tuesdays are meant to be cheap night, but when the ticket …

Every year there are those that complain that new year’s is just another day.  It is, sure, but get over it.  We measure time and as arbitrary as January one is, that’s just how she goes.  That said, January one is coming up and it reminds me to look back and consider which music I got into over the course of the year.  I’m not going to worry about a number or even if the albums came out this year.  I’m just going to tell you which albums I really …

I just got home and started cooking up bacon.  This is how come bacon is all right:

First of all, bacon is fucking awesome.  It tastes good, it smells good, you can pretty much put it on anything and make anything better.  Find something else.  Seriously, find something else.  Get up, go look in your fridge or your freezer, go look in your cabinets both high and low.  You came back with nothing, didn’t you?

Say you looked in your spice rack.  Just say.  What did you come back with?  Did you …

On Tuesday, I went down to the movie theaters to watch a movie called Bad Lieutenant.  I’d been looking forward to this flick quite a bit, but when I gave my ticket stub to the guy you give your ticket stub to, I got distracted because he kind of reminded me of a friend of mine.  I assure you it was not because my friend collects ticket stubs.  Point is, I got thinking about how he looked like my friend, ways he didn’t look like my friend, just random stuff.  …

First off, I just wanted to say I like you – I really do. Unlike most of your many patients I understand that you are doing me a service and further, on the off chance my visit results in pain, it’s me that has caused that searing pain, not you. By not brushing my teeth after eating too much candy or by not brushing the way you kindly show and show me again, I realize I am directly at fault for the scrape/spray/spit routine you dutifully go through. It’s hard …